♥ “Every Day’s A Holiday!”
♥ “Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio”.
♥ "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough".
♥ "Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up".
♥ "He who hesitates is a damned fool".
♥ “Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful”
♥ "I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognize a good party man when I see one".
♥ "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men".
♥ "A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love".
♥ "All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else".
♥ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before".
♥ "A hard man is good to find".
♥ "Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier".
♥ "Don't keep a man guessing too long – he's sure to find the answer somewhere else".
♥ "A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him".
♥ "Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em".
♥ "The curve is more powerful than the sword".
♥ "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you".
♥ "The score never interested me, only the game".
♥ "Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault".
♥ "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond".
♥ "When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better".
♥ "It's alright for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect".
♥ "I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action".
♥ "A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up".
♥ "I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without".
♥ "I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit".
♥ "Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up".
♥ "I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better".
♥ "I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it".
♥ "Don't ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays".
♥ "I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing".
♥ "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork".
♥ "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of".
♥ "Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you".
♥ "There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out".
♥ "Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from".
♥ "Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings".
♥ "She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong".
♥ "It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any".
♥ "A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction".
♥ "If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning".
♥ "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me"?
♥ "I'm single because I was born that way".
♥ "Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for".
♥ "Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important".
♥ "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted".
♥ "He's the kind of man who picks his friends... to pieces".
♥ “So many men... so little time”
♥ “I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it”.
♥ “A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in”.
♥ “A man in the house... is worth two in the street”
♥ “Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution”.
♥ “It's better to be looked over, than overlooked”
♥ “Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand”
♥ “To err is human -- but it feels divine”
♥ “I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself”.
♥ “I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported”
♥ “When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her”
♥ “Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain”
♥ “It's hard to be funny...when you have to be "clean"
♥ “I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman... but loose enough to show I'm a lady”.
♥ “She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong”
♥ “You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction... but the second meeting shows up new angles”
♥ “You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins”.
♥ “Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often”
♥ “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
♥ “You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini”
